Monday, March 12, 2012

What Smurf Are You?

There are over 100 smurfs in smurf village. So everyone has at least one smurf they can relate to. Some people can be multiple surfs combined. Here is a list of some of the ones I found. Which one are you?

Papa Smurf
Papa Smurf is the leader of the Smurfs, and the only Smurf who wears red. Papa Smurf brings the Smurfs to safety in times of danger and crisis. Everyone in Smurf Village turns to Papa Smurf when things go awry. Papa is always busy making magical spells and potions in his laboratory. 

Lazy Smurf
Lazy is perhaps the most aply named Smurf in the village. Almost certifiably narcoleptic, Lazy can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, day or night.

Handy Smurf
Handy wears a pencil in his ear and helps fix things inthe village. Handy is known for his amazing tecnological creations, such as the telesmurf (telephone), Wheather Smurfling Machine, and Smurfmobile.

Brainy Smurf
Brainy seems to be an expert on everything...but he's usally wrong. He publishes a series of missives entitled "Quotations of Brainy Smurf" - universally reviled by all (except himself, of course). Brainy's best friend is Clumsy.

Clumsy Smurf
Clumsy Smurf is a kind soul who is often tripped up by his own two feet. Clumsy loves to collect rocks and is best friends with Brainy. Clumsy's clothing seems to fit rather loosely, adding to his clumsy appearance.

Reporter Smurf
Reporter Smurf is the news reporter for the Smurf Village. Reporter Smurf wears a newsroom-style visor on his head and carries a quill and notepad. Reporter interviews various Smurfs for publication in his newspaper, which he prints using his printing press, which is maintained by Handy Smurf.

Tailer Smurf
Tailor makes all the clothes in the village. He's often seen with a needle or two in his cap and a tape measure around his neck.

Farmer Smurf
Farmer plants the crops for the Smurfs and helps organize the harvest. Farmer Smurf wears a straw hat and overalls.

Dreamy Smurf
Dreamy Smurf is always dreaming of other places and other things. Dreamy is best known for his appearance as Astrosmurf, where he visited the fictitious Swoofs on their home planet.

Harmony Smurf
Harmony is the musician of Smurf Village, but he doesn't have many fans. Although he deserves an "A+" for effort, Harmony's trumpet playing leaves much to be desired, and he's usally asked to stop playing as soon as he gets started.

Painter Smurf
Painter Smurf is a brilliant artist. Painter speaks with a French accent and refers to his paintings as "masterpizzas"

Hefty Smurf
Hefy Smurf is the stronges Smurf in the village. He's also the only Smurf to sport a tattoo (a red heart)! Hefty is friends with Handy and can often be seen lifting weights or exercising.

Vanity Smurf
Vanity Smurf is never without a mirror in sight. Vain to an extreme, Vanity is constantly worried about his appearance. Vanity wears a flower in his cap and is demonstrably effete.

Jokey Smurf
Jokey is known for his pecurliar laugh and loud, exploding "giftboxes". Whenever you hear "get ready for a surprise!", you'd better be ready to duck and cover your ears - BOOM!

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs - and she was originally a brunette! Papa Smurf's magic changed her nature (and her hair color). Smurfette loves flowers and the color pink. Smurfette was the first female in Smurf village.

Poet Smurf
Poet Smurf lives for the written word and always has a parchment and quill in hand. Poet is known for the trill in his voice and his fantastic odes.

Grouchy Smurf
Grouchy Smurf is indeed grouchy! His favorit expression is "I hate ______ !" whenever someone mentions pretty much anything. Grouchy usally has a scowl on his face.

Baker Smurf
Baker is the chef of Smurf Village. Baker cooks up some amazing culinary creations, but unfortunately spends a lot of his time chasing after the thieving Greedy Smurf. Baker and Greedy Smurf were combined into one Smurf for the TV show.

Greedy Smurf
Greedy is an exceptionally greedy Smurf. He loves one thing above all else - food. Greedy is often chased by Baker Smurf for stealing snacks and goodies. Greedy just can't seem to help himself!

Snappy Smurfling
Snappy Smurf had his age reversed and became Snappy Smurfling. Snappy wears a yellow tee-shirt with a storm cloud on it - which is indicative of his disposition. Snappy can be quite snappy at times.

Slouchy Smurfling
Slouchy Smurf had the aging process reversed and was transformed into Slouchy Smurling. Slouchy is not a very enthusiastic Smurf and often takes a relaxed pose. Slouchy has a red tee-shirt and loose fitting whit cap.

Nat Smurfling
Natural Smurf went from old to young and became a little Smurling named Nat. Nat can talk to animals and loves all things to do with nature and the environment. Nat wears a straw hat and brown overalls.

Baby Smurf
One special evening, Bay Smurf was delivered to the village via a stork! Baby has magical powers and speaks in baby-talk. It is not known whether Baby is a girl or a boy.

Tracker Smurf
Tracker is an excellent outdoorsman and tracker. He carries a hiking stick.

Wild Smurf
Wild Smurf wears clothing made of leaves. Wild Smurf grew up in the wild and isn't understood by the other Smurfs. Wild Smurf can communicate with animals and ask for their assistance.

I feel like I've been all of these at least once in my life. Except smurfette.

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